I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Randomize
