Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I think a kid would responsible me up
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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