Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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