he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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