Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
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