brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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