I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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