why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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