so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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