It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
All the doctor said was why
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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