Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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