i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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