The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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