Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
You can't special order awesome
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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