she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
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