Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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