You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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