just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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