it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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