brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
