Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Send help, water and tortillas.
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