Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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