Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Randomize
