Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Randomize
