Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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