the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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