Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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