kristin has been a bad kristin
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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