So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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