Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
