In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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