That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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