people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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