I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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