i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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