Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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