This girl is more easily done than said...
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Randomize
