babies were throwing up all over the place
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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