Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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