dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
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