is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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