Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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