I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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