i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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