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No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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