Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
This is the high leading the old right now
I just blew my weed a kiss
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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