In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Randomize
