Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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