I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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