This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I just had sex on a roof
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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