just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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