Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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