My sheets look like a crime scene.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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