Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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