Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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