Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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