Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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